Awesome?

Terrible?

Terribly awesome?

Contents:

1 Five Guys Bacon Cheeseburger (a “standard” Five guys burger is a double)
    Ketchup
    Mayo
    Lettuce
    Tomato
    Grilled Mushrooms
    No bread
2 Five Guys Grilled Cheese Sandwiches

I seem to have made it through the ordeal unscathed. It was a fun challenge I engaged in with three of my coworkers, but definitely not something to do on a regular basis.

Do you not love yourself anymore?  And I don’t mean your regular evening single lovin’, but rather giving a rat’s ass about your friggin’ heart?  Did that thing come with shock paddles?

I’ll take two, thanks. No need for the shock’s though, I’ve got a pair of my own tied to the car battery.

Sorry but this even looks disgusting.

There are certain things I don’t want to put in my mouth.

This comes in at number 2… which coincidentally comes in at number 3 on the list.

Well, it’s nice to know there’s at least one other man working here.

Thanks for having my back, Jason.

I’m sorry, but that thing is just disgusting lookin’ yo. I miss cheeseburgers like crazy, but even if I *could* eat that without getting sick, I’m not so sure that I would…

Disgusting? You must be looking at a different picture or something there, Tart, because that sucker looks beautifully delicious.

I’m not a huge fan of vegetables, so I’d gladly replace them and the mushrooms (does fungus count as a veggie?) with making it a triple or throwing on another slice of cheese or maybe a little extra mayo or something.

om nom nom
looks yummy

Just to let you know. If we were still in the same building i would have been right there next to you. I just might do it by myself. hmmmmm….. I usually do.

at least he didnt have the chaser that 2 other people had…hotdog with bacon and cheese.

A chaser?!?  That monstrosity wasn’t enough?

Did they swig a pint of tequila too?

Meat with a side of meat? BRB barfing.

TartDarling - 01 September 2010 02:49 PM

Meat with a side of meat? BRB gotta get me some!

Fixed it for you, Tart.

I wish our fastfood place had something so horrible as that… Would be nice to eat that and then die.

malagaj - 01 September 2010 03:02 PM

I wish our fastfood place had something so horrible as that… Would be nice to eat that and then die.

Well, it wasn’t exactly on the menu, I had to cobble it together myself by ordering three sandwiches. Totally worth the ten bucks.

Psynister - 01 September 2010 03:01 PM

TartDarling - 01 September 2010 02:49 PM

Meat with a side of meat? BRB gotta get me some!

Fixed it for you, Tart.

Jason - WHY DO YOU WANT TO KEEEEL MEEEE? I would seriously be curled in a ball crying in the corner if I ate that.